Tuesday, June 23, 2009

On Being Latina

I am not your fetish.

My name is not Maria, “Oye, Mira,” Mamacita, or Bonita Applebum.

I am not your Malinche.

I will not do the Macarena for you.

Nor do I know how to make Pasteles from scratch.

When you meet me please refrain from telling me about your love for tacos.

I cannot be your Vida Guerra, Jennifer Lopez or Watermelon woman (Google it).

Nor will I press your shirts, wash your dishes or take your kids to the park.

I am not your Magdalena, Madonna, martyr.

I can’t be bothered to teach you Spanish.

Don’t assume I have a tattoo somewhere or a knife or some mace.

Resist the temptation to heap on the cultural clichés: caliente, spicy, hot Latin mama/lover, hot-blooded, chili pepper hot, spitfire…

No, I’m not from the projects.

I don't practice brujeria nor do I know how to cast spells.

Don't think if you play some reggaeton in your ad, it will make me want your product.

I’m not from the Block or on the 6 Train.

Don't assume I have 8 kids (and, no, not having any doesn't make me gay).

I don't appreciate the bastardized language used to implicate any association with being Hispanic: "She spics well for a Latina." "Ay, What a mes."

My culture is not something I am looking to lose.

I am not your Hottentot Venus.

You cannot send me back to my country.

I am simultaneously and collectively black, white, and Taino.

I am all three and I am neither.

I am American.

I am Latina.

10 comments:

  1. Great post, Valerie. Sometimes the stereotypes, even when well-meaning, become unbearable.

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  2. Brava! ... I can imagine this as a spoken word.

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  3. very well done. Excellent.
    Jo Ann Hernandez

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  4. I Am Kardassian!

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  5. I am a Jewminicana! I can't tell you how many times people have asked me how to make tacos and quesadillas and I have to tell them I am Dominican, not Central American. And I might add, I am not the help.

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  6. And even if I AM some of those things, they are only a part of me and don't define me in my entirety. Great work -- thanks for sharing!

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  7. Buen trabajo. Can't agree w/ Raul more.

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  8. I can't believe I missed this post. I love this! You couldn't have said it any better! You made me laugh too..

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